Comandi UNIX...divertenti!
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Actual UNIX commands and responses…
% make love Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% got a light? No match.
% sleep with me bad character
% man: Why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.
% rm God rm: God nonexistent
% make ‘heads or tails of all this’ Make: Don’t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
% make sense Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.
% make mistake Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop.
% make bottle.open Make: Don’t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
% (- (-: Command not found.
% make light Make: Don’t know how to make light. Stop.
% date me You are not superuser: date not set
% man rear No manual entry for rear.
% [Where is Chandra Levy? Missing ]
% “How does Gary Condit rate as a liar? Unmatched “
% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have? Too many )’s.
% * How would you describe Bill Clinton *: Ambiguous. % %Vice-President %Vice-President: No such job.
% “How would you rate Reagan’s senility? Unmatched “.